frankwhoa:

karlcat:

anyway *goes to push my glasses up my nose by the bridge; misses and accidentally gets fingerprint on lens* fuck okay hold on

i dont even wear glasses yet this describes me perfectly

takemyfuckinghands:

I love twenty one pilots because their motto is ‘stay alive’.
Like they don’t expect anything from you except for you to stay alive and if that isn’t the nicest thing on earth then I don’t know what. You just have to stay alive and they and their music will help you and I think that’s one of the most comforting things in the world I-/

pocketbeastie:

So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities